from the one-act comedy, Christmas Superpowers and Believing in Blitzen
Cast: MALE (female)
Setting: A mall
Age range: 5-10 years old
Description: DYLAN, a boy of 5-10 years old, sits on Santa’s lap. He’s at a mall. He asks Santa for a very unusual request this year...
I really don’t think it’s too much to ask. I’ve done everything you told me to in your letter last year. I’ve stopped hitting my little brother. I don’t complain—very much—when I have to do homework. I even donated seven toys to Goodwill yesterday ‘cause Mom said I didn’t have enough room for anything more. So I’m ready, Santa. I’m only asking you for one thing this year. And you can try to--END OF EXCERPT. Click below for the complete monologue of "Christmas Superpowers."