New 1-Minute Comedic Christmas Monologue for Men: Whack the Christmas Tree, Man
So here’s a new comedic Christmas monologue for men that, when I read it to my husband, made him laugh out loud at the final line. Not an easy feat for that audience! WHACK THE CHRISTMAS TREE, MAN, is a short and, well…not-exactly-sweet, but still pretty-fun, Christmas monologue to perform. In the monologue, Robert is at a Christmas Tree Farm and explains to his friend the right way to chop down a Christmas Tree (they don’t call it “chopping down a tree” for nothing, right?).
WHACK THE CHRISTMAS TREE, MAN is a comedic Christmas monologue for men and runs about 1 minute. While it’s written for a male actor, as with most of my work, if you resonate with it, it’s suitable for any gender.
Note: This monologue contains swearing (2 times), but no swearing is in the excerpt below.
EXCERPT BELOW:
ROBERT
A chainsaw? Dude! You gotta—look—
(pulls out an axe)
See what I have? It’s called an axe, man. This…is how you chop down a Christmas tree. That’s why they say “chop.” You ever heard someone say, “I’m gonna go chainsaw down a Christmas Tree”? Nah. Don’t be lazy. You gotta do the right way.
(holds out the axe)
Feel this.
(pause)
See? There’s—END OF EXCERPT
Click below for the complete 1-minute monologue, WHACK THE CHRISTMAS TREE, MAN. Note the complete monologue contains cursing.